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What others say about boorite!

You should never pole dance and snort windshield wiper fluid.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Next time you see a twister coming, don't grab the patio umbrella.

"Oh my God! Is the lawn furniture OK?"

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What others say about boorite!

Adrian Zmed was later arrested for his "I Love Crabby" pole dance.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Mary Poppins' "special" half-brother Ernie

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After this, Jeff was no longer allowed to practice pole-vaulting in the backyard.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This news update just in: Man is knocked unconscious after fornicating with lawn furniture. Osama Bin Ladin is suspected to be involved, but how and why is unknown.

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What?

- "Urrghh... Officer, I got a good look at the guy who did this to me. He was big, rectangular, bright red, and appeared to be made out of metal. He had a huge metal phallus, too... something like... this!"

- "Pah, any moron can slide down a fireman's pole when it's vertical..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Though he fought courageously, the lawn chair invasion force proved too much at last.

"OK, so the balancing-lawn-furniture-on-a-pole thing didn't work out for me. I'm really much better at plate-spinning."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Grab my hand, don't let me fall!"

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Jim was dropped after his audition for the Harry Potter film, when they found his broom riding technique to be less than professional

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

"Grow shiny great big one in 30 days with new pills! Guarenteed to add 5 - 89 inches!"