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Im amazed nobody saw this pun before.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Andy if I may:

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great pun, Permie.

I wonder though: does the doctor say "cough-man" or "cow-fman"? If he's a German, I bet it's the latter (cf the verb kaufen, "to buy").

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Nicht bin ich Deutscher.

I covered this not too long ago, but it might have been before you joined in this fray. I pronounce it the first way. Some of the people I know say it the second way. It doesn't bother me too much as long as they get the spelling right :-)

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Nicht bin ich Deutscher.
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Actually, that should be "Ich bin nicht (ein) Deutscher", just like "Ich bin {nicht} ein Berliner". When a sentence starts with nicht, it's generally imperative, as in "Nicht rauchen!" (no smoking).

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Get it right!