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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

- He buried the hubcap, watered it every day, and a year later...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Australian Ingenuity now allows you to see Ayers Rock from the Center of Melbourne.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"Redneck Physics"

Now all we need is a rubberband big enough to bend this tree back and a knife long enough to cut it once we get in!

"Clem, you're just spinnin' your wheels. You got to powerbrake."

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What others say about boorite!

Number 57 from the 101 Ways To Kill A Tree: Run the bastard over.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

"Trust me, I saw this in a film once... They were trying to get away from a T Rex too, and driving into a tree worked for them!"

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't