Throat Slashin'

Sorry...had to!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

great, I'm gonna have fucking nightmares for weeks now!

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Dad was flammable

Pic 1: "I love ya, man!"

Pic 2: "Don't worry sire, We'll have that chicken bone out of your throat in a jiffy!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Pic one:
- "RAAARRR!!! HOMOROTICLES WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!"
- "Put your back out riding that pesky pegasus again? I'll fix it for you."
- A picture of the Greco-Roman wrestling at the 2000 Olympics, and all its fans...

Pic two:
- "Look, Wendy - my new KitchenKut knives will cut through anything! Plus, they come with a free knife block!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Pic one:
"I warned you-- no more Adrian Zmed jokes!"

Pic two:
"We warned you-- no more Adrian Zmed jokes!"

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