Not sure if this needs captioning.
Just a quaint little sidewalk cafe we saw in Germany:

Nice family place, I'm sure.

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They misspelled TOBOR.

It's German.

Open your orifice for Tobor's Pilsener, hu-man!

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Beleive it or not, muckefuck in english is muckefuck. How the hell does that work? Probably someones last name.

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It looks like you're trying to have a muckefuck.

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What others say about boorite!

Say, that logo does look like one of Clippy's mutations. You magnificent bastard, you.

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