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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Ford Model T & A

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What others say about boorite!

When Santa ran into financial difficulties , he relied on his ability to pimp Mrs Claus.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

** Weggie!

** Tina was so proud that she could still fit into her Santa's helper skirt from 3rd grade.

** Yeah, I can fix that truck. 'Course I'll have to make most of the parts from scratch... and then It'll take every dime I have... and every waking hour for a year... but for a lap-dance as collateral and a hummer on delivery, I'll do it!

--Our latest model comes equipped with four wheel sex drive

Yeah, my proctologist has been trying to get me to floss daily too.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

--go on, get under the truck

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My life totally and completely REEKS.