He's got an extra.

Now I can jack off while playing Grand Theft Auto 3.

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

--The security guard decided he hadn't wanted to see what was under the guy's coat after all.

--"Do you have a license to carry concealed arms?"

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What others say about boorite!

Booooooo!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

- Careful... he's armed and dangerous.

- "Sure, I can lend you a hand."

- "Let me introduce you to my friend FistMaster 3000..."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Spankling sued his plastic surgeon after the botched implant.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

"I was too much of a chicken to get tattooed, so I got this mad scientist guy to graft an additional arm to my chest, and I feel perfectly comfortable tattooing it instead."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Dave! I know you love this shirt, but only one of us can wear it!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't