That radiator been leakin' like a sonumbitch.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

AQUA TRABANT WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!!! RRAARR!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"Okay, so maybe inviting Senator Kennedy and his date wasn't the best idea."

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Not a caption: Anyone else here a fan of the World's Toughest Milkman? A scene something like this appears in my favorite issue.

Caption: Now, if you want the hot wax with the wash it's gonna cost extra.

"That's nothing, godd ol' Bob has a plane in his pool."

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

What a jump off the driving board!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

The Baptismo, from Toyota.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Carpool.

Yes, obviously.

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What others say about boorite!

"I was just having sex with my girlfriend and....... Damn, I didnt think ejaculating that much was legal"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Never lend your car to Keith Moon on his birthday.

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What others say about boorite!

I gotsta keep it in a cool place, otherwise them Firestones will 'splode.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Problem is, Bob and Doug McKenzie are still in there.

"Well, at least this explains the fish in the driveway."

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

- "Ya see, we needed to fill the radiator, but I couldn't find a hose..."

- The adventures of a young Q.

- "Uh... maybe we should turn on the windscreen wipers..."

- Spy satellite photo of the entirety of Puerto Rico's submarine fleet.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

As his career waned, Who drummer, Keith Moon - seen here in handcuffs- was reduced to driving other people's cars into swimming pools for publicity.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

...and Aquaman was never invited to another pool party at Wayne Manor ever again.

- Vincent, 65, was fined $300 for parking his car in a disabled swimming pool without displaying his permit.

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Dad was flammable

3 dollars a gallon? I bet water works just as well!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

"Who's gonna piss on the car next?"

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't