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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Modern surgeons take a holistic approach"

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Prostitutes help in the operation to kill Osama bin Laden.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Steve Austin... a man barely alive. We can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Harder.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

A screen capture from the upcoming game SimDungeon.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

No coffee for me, thanks.

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What others say about boorite!

Cornholizer 5000: Available at all good crappy shops

im bad at this

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Now shut up before i smear my happy cake in your face!

Got anything smaller?

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What others say about boorite!

"So that's the DELETED Scene from FINAL FANTASY!"

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

"WARNING: Do not use on unexplained calf pain."

(I can name at least four of you who surely get this joke, such as it is.)

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What others say about boorite!

Or fawn pain, for that matter.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[quote]"WARNING: Do not use on unexplained calf pain."

(I can name at least four of you who surely get this joke, such as it is.)[/quote]

Ooh. The clot thickens.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to cum!"

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