Mr. T takes Nancy Regan's wish.

"Damn, bitch ain't got no titties."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"Why Santa, is that 'package' for me?"

"You know, I've been a very naughty little girl this year."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I pity the fool that don't touch my sacks!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

woman argues: I aint gettin on no Mr. T Fool!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't