I'm hoping the peanut gallery can fill in the missing words for this comic.
[Click to view comic: 'There's a joke in here somewhere']
Thank you - your efforts will help me sleep tonight.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'By Request']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Made me laugh. Thanks!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet