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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

- Crouching Tiger, Ball of Yarn

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Dad was flammable

Ancient Chinese art of Som Flung Dung.

That's not fair - he's holding a cat-ana!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

katana-

that- Chinese Broadsword

not to scale...

this - stupid caption forum for stupid captions. not pedants

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Grey: Okay, now stick your neck out a little more...
Orange: If I catch it before it hits the ground I get to try it on you, right?

And you thought your cats were pussies.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

- "Let me show you a move I call The Bobbit."

- "Luke... I am your father!!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

- "Damnit, I've killed you eight times and you're still here!"

- A purrfect cut.

- Andy's mew.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

When Animals Attack.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

- "Just keep watching the moving tail..." *shwing!*

- "Hey, stop for a minute! My tail's all cramped up in my pants again..."

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Cat on the right: How come my sword's invisible?

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't