And so have the tables!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"When I said put your legs in the air and get wet I was talking to my wife, not the table"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The Canadians have upgraded their navy somewhat.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

ha ha ha ha ha ha, where was that other picture of the Canadian Navy? the one with the single guy in a tiny boat with "Canada" scribbled on it?

that was the shit!

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Dad was flammable

[quote]ha ha ha ha ha ha, where was that other picture of the Canadian Navy? the one with the single guy in a tiny boat with "Canada" scribbled on it?

that was the shit![/quote]

tada

--This was all that was left after the bank foreclosed on his houseboat.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

The Ship That Died Of Shame.

I'll take Potent Boat-Tables for $1000, Alex.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I hate you with all my being.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I hate you with all my being[/quote]
If only he would use that brilliant mind for good, rather than evil.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I hate you with all my being.[/quote]
Too bad your being is just a head.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

After another day of losing money, it was with a heavy heart that Ed took the charter craft of "ED'S CHEAP BASTARD FISHING CHARTERS" back into port for the last time.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The credenza, however, proved less seaworthy.

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"Blow me." --Mother Teresa

The Old Man, The Sea, And The Stupid-Looking Raft He Made Out Of A Table He Had Out In The Garage.

The owl and the pussycat went to see on a table with an outboard motor. Realising that didnt rhyme with five pound note , they returned to the shore and traded it in for a beautiful pea green boat.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Don't rev your motor at the table. It's Evinrude!

Or:

Don't throttle your Johnson at the table!

Sigh....

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What others say about boorite!

Mum said little Johnny couldn't leave the table... so it went everywhere with him after that...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

the dudley boys wrestle upside down underwater...

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!