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Although I find it hard to resist the appeal of a squirrel with magic powers, why does he have to be so mean?

Wouldn't it be nice if everyone was nice?

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Well, he's supposed to be a cute, evil squirrel. Every comic looks good with one.

And thanks for the Idea.

Forces of Good 1 - Evil Powers 10099989874598735.3

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-Lord Dark Helmet

"They're going Plaid!"

~Barf

"Who are you?"
"Barf!"
"Not in here you don't! This is a Mercedes!"

"I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"Who are you?"
"Barf!"
"No, you're full name."
"Barfolemew!"

:( John Candy, RIP.

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Well, back to Benches......

I am now doing the comic daily, except for Sunday (Sometimes I will).

"Take it to... LUDICROUS SPEED!

My brains....are going into my feet!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

*HEAVY BREATHING*
*EVEN HEAVIER BREATHING*
*ASMA-LIKE BREATHING*

Lord Helmet throws open helmet:
"I can't breath in this thing!"

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Lord Helmet to one of his men when they've got the mercedes in the docking bay:
"No, I will open it myself"
"Jawohl herr helmet"

Gotta love that movie.

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Excuse when I'm wrong, worship me when I'm not.

"I've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps."
"The what the what and the what?"

and the immortal...

"Fire a warning shot across her nose." *blam!* "I said across her nose, not [/i]up it[/i]!"
"I'm sorry sir. I'm doing the best I can."
"Who made this man a gunner?"
"I did, sir. He's my cousin."
"Colonel, who is this guy?"
"He's an Asshole, sir."
"I know that! What's his name?"
"That is his name, sir - Major Asshole."
"...and this guy?"
"He's an Asshole too, sir - Philip Asshole."
"Are there any more Asshole's on this ship?"
"YES WE ARE SIR!"
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! *drops visor* Keep firing, assholes!"

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