- Due to budget cuts, NASA has had to implement some radical design changes.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Don, the human fruitfly.

The advance check-in, the body cavity searches, crazy people with sting on their shoes... Jeff decided to give up on commercial airlines and go solo when flying from LA to DC.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The new superman movie suffers budget cuts and is now sponsored by Red Bull.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

The first aircraft powered by flatulence.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

- As Darren saw the ground coming towards him at a rediculous speed, he realised that carrying a black box recorder up his ass all that time wasn't for nothing, at least his kids could hear his last (slightly muffled) words.

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Dad was flammable

SCORE!!
LMAO

"Autobots, transform and roll out!" *SQUISH*

Young man on Red Bull; thought he could fly; jumped out of a building; what a tragedy.

What a dick!

[quote]Young man on Red Bull; thought he could fly; jumped out of a building; what a tragedy.

What a dick![/quote]

You drink Red Bull , dont you Andy?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Say, is he wearing Air Jordans?

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"Blow me." --Mother Teresa

Damn these new fangled underpants! Gimme Y Fronts any day...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't