Guinness decide to use Alice in Wonderland as the basis for their new Ad Campaign.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

The Beer Council encourages you to drink responsibly.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

- "I's not drunk, ossifer... I 'as only 'ad one drink!" *hic!*

- The portable vomitoriums proved to be extremely popular amongst Glaswegian pub-goers. (My charming wife suggested that one.)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Your wife's gettin' a doin'.

Your wife suggested that , after seeing people drinking in pubs in Australia?

Jeezus thats warped.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

(REUTERS) - Recent findings by the French Ministry of Health tend to support the medical community's assertion that alcohol can stunt normal growth.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Bloke on the right: Wow thats amazing, know anything else that goes big when you grip it like this?

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't