The topic is dust jackets for self-help, motivational, or inspirational books that we'll never, ever see. Make Oprah cry.

Judging shall occur Friday 6ish EST.

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What others say about boorite!

Once more unto the breach...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

*end thread*

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

But I've got more! It wouldn't be a contest if I didn't submit a gazillion entries!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

thread nazi rules, ending a contest befor it finishes

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wow Fuzz, that's fucking excellent.

Think I'll have to take a trip to my drawing board and give you some competition here.

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Dad was flammable

We'll NEVER see this one on Oprah!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That's enough for tonight.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I was going to enter this contest, but how people reacted to my "in the ghetto" characters destroyed the little bit of self confidence I had left.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Okay, one more...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hey, I want my own book, too!

(It's really driving me insane that I don't currently have access to web space and PaintShop software due to a home networking snafu.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh, okaaaay...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Alternate Title: Quit While You're a Head

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That's the funniest thing so far in this contest.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wheeeee!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[img]http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~jules_is/fuck_guide.gif[/img}

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"X Marks The Spot: Finding Your Inner X."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It had to be done...

Whether or not these are funny, I'm having fun with the graphic design aspects. I just learned how to create a mask in Paint Shop Pro!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Here is the one from dcomposed... I think he was trying to use HTML to display the image instead of UBB codes.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Three easy steps? I can nail that bitch in one easy step!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

My first sad entry. Obviously, I still can't photoshop for shit, but so what?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Findng Love: I have nobody.

Sorry.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic