[Click to view comic: 'Jael's Take on The Oscars']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Ok, I'll play along. But don't tell the academy.

[Click to view comic: 'Tom Hanks knew there was only one way to get his 3rd Oscar']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh, alright. Here's mine. Of course, I stole the format from another regular whose name escapes me.

[Click to view comic: 'Movie in Three Panels: Wonder Boys']

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What others say about boorite!

A little late and a little too obvious, but oh well. I ain't get paid for this...

[Click to view comic: 'The Gramm(p)ys...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."