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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Worst production of "Flower Drum Song" ever.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Holder of the Guinness world record for maintaining the sixty-nine sexual position in the most cramped space.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Surely you mean "holders"?

Otherwise it would just be a 9 position.

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Dad was flammable

...a "hairpin" if you will.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I think that if Tab A can reach Slot B then might consider it ok.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It just looks like he's trying to burst into song, although I can't think of what it might be...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I'll never compete in today's global marketplace when the Koreans have such decorative cans.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

- "Uh... Chen? I think your barstool is upside down."

...and just to make everyone scream in mental anguish...

- "Hey everyone! Look at my new bucket seats!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Jing-Mei hated playing Oscar the Grouch in the annual productions of Lucky Magic Good Street Sesame.

- after an all night homosexual orgy, Hung's asshole collapsed and he was devoured by his own butt plug.

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Dad was flammable

If you think he looks uncomfortable, you should see the other guy.

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What others say about boorite!

Torrie Wilson dumps Tajiri... literally.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!