Emeril needs your help.

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Essence of my Ass']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=10974

[Click to view comic: 'More suggestions for Emeril...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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http://wally.pgbco.com

I have officially lost all semblance of taste. Thanks, y'all...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=10992

[Click to view comic: 'Yet more suggestions for Emeril...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Bwahahahha

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http://wally.pgbco.com

heheh Silent Bob & Jay always win in my book!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Gaaaah! I die now! Form of a spatula! MANRAPE! Holocaust! Worship us, Food Network.

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What others say about boorite!

Is it just me, or does boorite sound like a 50's laundry detergent?

"Boorite, now with UltraBrite technology. Gets your linens 50% whiter than the other leading brands. It'll cleanse your colon, too! Everyone loves Boorite!"

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote]Is it just me, or does boorite sound like a 50's laundry detergent?
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Oh Fab, I'm glad-- there's lemon-freshened boorite in you!

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]Is it just me, or does boorite sound like a 50's laundry detergent?

"Boorite, now with UltraBrite technology. Gets your linens 50% whiter than the other leading brands. It'll cleanse your colon, too! Everyone loves Boorite!"[/quote]

Gabe...check out http://www.lileks.com/institute/orphanage/index.html

the whole damn site is hysterical.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I've been to this guy's site before. Found a link to it from myboot.com. Oddly enough, the first thing I opened was the 'Kraut King'. Something to do with Libby's Sauerkraut.

And just today I heard on the radio that they were recalling 5000 jars of Libby's Sauerkraut due to someone finding glass shards in them.

Odd, eh?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.