"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"I mean, so... I'm like *this*, you know? Ass in the air. And the Babe is just SPANKING my hams, you see? So I says...."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

- *thud!* "Where the fuck did I leave my wheelchair?"

- "Yowch! I'm gonna have to buy me a donkey that don't kick so dang hard..."

- The new offshoot of breakdancing - broken-hip dancing.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"I tell ya Jimmy, I used to be able to get it in my mouth when I was a lad."

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Dad was flammable

From Red Zone Cuba MST3K-

"Get down, boogyman! Play that funky music!"

"my dream is to walk around australia on my shoulders"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Weebles are back! Featuring new characters, including old man Weeble...who wobbles and does fall down!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Now take a deep look. With examples like this, is it any wonder that the Dodger infield had a .319 fielding percentage through the 80s?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Zombie Lasorda unsuccessfully tries to rise from the grave."

Dammit, I posted that caption before the crash, and it wasn't here when I checked now... well, repeat time...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Damn, I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!

"This makes my hemorrhoids bleed back into my head so's I can think again."

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What others say about boorite!

Three months later and still in traction, Tommy makes the unpleasant discovery that he`d been holding the enema instructions upside down.

Though he never told a soul, in that moment Tommy Lasorda saw God. And the dick was laughing.

Little known was Orel Herschiser`s bullying of his manager.

\"I hope nobody`s seeing this.\"

Oh, sure. The hotfoot`s all fun and games till the seizures start.

Fearing their beloved ex-manager had injured himself, the Dodgers forfeit the game in the 4th to be by his bedside. That made for a close game, with the Dodgers holding on for a 4-3 win over the Cubs.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

`Oh look, it's Mr. Dodger Blue himself.`

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Watch me guys, I'll light it this time!! I SWEAR!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No I swear! I won tons of breakdancing competitions back in the day... check this out!

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dyslexia bingo?

If the Ultra Slim-Fast Plan can let me twerk it like this, then I just need some Viagra to do that thing I read about Marilyn Manson and stuff...

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

And the award for SICKEST thing on here:

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.