My friend Jason had his truck stolen a couple of days ago. In it were his computer tech bag which contained all his cds (he is a computer consultant), his sunglasses, his palm pilot, and some money.

He is a good guy, and since I do not have much in the way of data cds to offer him, I decided to start this thread and ask anyone who wants to, to make a comic about him. (It is my birthday on Saturday, so this would be a nice present for me, too.)

Some info about Jason, for your comic-making pleasure:
[list][*]When I met him in 4th grade, he was already shaving.[*]He dropped out of college sophmore year, despite my trying to convince him not to. Fast forward 4 years >> he has himself set up as a corporation for tax purposes.[*]He is a computer consultant and a masseur.[*]He is a chick magnet, the bastard. [*]He used to work events for PowerBar, the high-energy bar. [*]He worked night audit at a hotel for 3 or 4 years.[*]He was with me (on the embankment) when I drove my 78 GMC Jimmy into Roosevelt Lake.[*]He worked as a Pizza Hut deliverer for a couple of years and earned the nickname Crash from his co-workers, because of the number of accidents he got in while on the clock.[*]His truck just got stolen.[/list]

He is coming over on Monday, so I plan on showing him this thread then. If stripcreator goes down, no worries -- I will just get him drunk. :)

[Click to view comic: 'Jason and the car-go-nots']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Where did those fucking slashes come from???

Time to reboot the box again, I think, Brad.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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It might be worth noting to your friend Jason that Isocish is a moron.

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Dad was flammable

I present the comic I made when my car got stolen:
[Click to view comic: 'When in Atlanta..., Part 3']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

About a century ago in America -if a man stole your horse- they caught him, cuffed him, fed him a nice dinner and strung his ass up. Then they gave you your horse back. Progress is a debatable issue.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

my car was broken into last night

they distroyed the passenger door lock to get in the ripped apart the housing for the steering column

in doing that they broke the steering column so bad that they couldnt even start the car.

they got pissed of and just took off with what littlke money they could find (my bag o change for the toll bridge)

its sucks

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

A computer consultant and a masseur? Sounds something like this:

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I think we could all use this.

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[Click to view comic: 'Horse Thieves Suck']
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Thanks for posting, everyone. I'm going to send him the link now.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh yeah we forgot... Happy Birthday Obi!

Obi-jobi-jo-jo.

Somehow , in a strangely crabby way (that clearly isnt Crabbyish because you did it first yessir no doubt) , your comics never fail to amuse me.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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You may want to double-check the dosages on your medications.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Thanks! I had a good one. My mom bought me a dvd and my sister a vcr. The coolest part is that they just clipped the ads out, so I could pick any dvd I wanted. (I'm trying to fix my old vcr and if I do I'll effectively have a $50 gift certificate to a big-ass electronics store we have in Arizona called Fry's Electronics. Tingle.) As an added bonus, I took my sweet ass time choosing one (I finally decided on the Apex 1200 cause the beautiful bastard plays jpegs) which made up for the many clothes stores I had to endure growing up with only two other females in the house. Add a point for the Y chromosome, scorekeeper.I couldn't receive a nicer compliment. (crabby never fails to crack me up too, even if he is a plagerist.)

They said the same thing to brocolli.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote]My friend Jason ...

He used to work events for PowerBar, the high-energy bar. [/quote]

Now that the "contest" is over, you can probably spill the beans on how we were supposed to parse that sentence. Was my first instinct correct that he would work events and be compensated with PowerBars, or did he work events promoting PowerBars? I hope the former, since otherwise my last comic in this thread doesn't make quite as much sense.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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What others say about boorite!