Okay, there were issues with my previous fix for hyperlinked URLs and e-mail addresses. I THINK it's fixed now and I hope to never have any issues with it ever again, ever.

The main thing I'm trying to get fixed right now is the retarded new post tracking. I have no idea why it's not working but I think it's really unfair that it's not. I feel exactly like I'm trapped in that Tom Hanks movie where he buys a house that falls apart on him and he goes insane, becomes an astronaut, falls in love with Meg Ryan through the Internet, realizes life is like a box of chocolates and finally gets trapped on an island with his best friend Wilson, who is a toy space mermaid with AIDS.

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www.bradsucks.net

Was that the one that starts with Hanks dressed up like a woman so he could go to a bachelor party and then he becomes a stand-up FBI agent who has to work with a dog?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Cinderella?

I wish I was big!

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Dad was flammable

BWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Who's Tom Hanks? Not one a them cow-mutateren aliens I seen up thar on the TEE-vee, I hope.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.