[Click to view comic: 'The War on Terrorism No. 3']

Can you help me to be funny?

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Each day we die a little more...

Hey, you know that's a REAL shirt, I actually own it!

It's too dark to see in that photo, but I'm actually wearing a kilt and perfectly re-enacting my forum character.

Also, you may notice that I seem to be pulling a really weird forced smile. Could be due to the fact that I'm really high, or perhaps that guy with his arm round me just slipped something up my kilt.

I also seem to be bald.

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Dad was flammable

You look like a woman.

No offense.

Funnily enough, I wouldn't have taken offence if you hadn't said "No offense", which made me realise that you were serious.

Trust me, if you want proof of my masculinity, I have PLENTY of photos you can look at.

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Dad was flammable

I was just playin with you man.

Are you the reason why I'm getting spamed from freesmut.com?

I'm still annoyed with myself for forgetting to colour your sporran...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Is that the little change purse up front?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Actually, on that occasion my sporran contained my mobile phone and a knife. It wasn't until I was sitting down to dinner that I realised I had left my phone on vibrate...

I just let the call ring out.

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Dad was flammable

I always wondered what that was for... loose change is the answer or so it seems. Like an all purpose pocket.

Or is it just to cover your crotch?

If I remember correctly, I kept my weed and a few pre-rolled smokes in there aswell. Yes, it's just a pocket really, somewhere to keep stuff, but it's mostly for show, I don't think it really had a use on the battle grounds.

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Dad was flammable

I really like ZypherX465's war on terrorism strips, by the way. I know this thread has moved onto the topic of sporrans, but I felt I had to give the guy kudos for "We'll have to cryogenically freeze him after we kill him, so we can wake him up and kill him again!".

Scratch that, I just found out he nicked them, the bastard.

You spell like an Englishman.

No offense.

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]You spell like an Englishman.

No offense.
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Why don't you send me a cheque and I'll send you a dictionary, any colour you want, with your name in the centre!

You American scum, I spit on you, p'too.

No offence.

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Dad was flammable

[quote][quote]You spell like an Englishman.

No offense.
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Why don't you send me a cheque and I'll send you a dictionary, any colour you want, with your name in the centre![/quote]boorite's name? That's one horribly lopsided dictionary, even for those countries who have spelling difficulties :-)

Now my name? There you have a fighting chance of getting it mid-dictionary.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I made this one a while ago, but it seems appropriate now...

[Click to view comic: 'Lory Driver Rode a Lift to Buy a Jumper in Any Bloody Colour']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'Cultural Differences (1)']

[Click to view comic: 'Cultural Differences (2)']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!