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Any ideas for job opportunities for me?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Should the topic be "I need advice bad!"? I mean it sounds like you are looking for advice that is not good at all, as in bad advice.

Well, what the hell would I know I suck at grammar. Anyway if you really are looking for bad advice:

Put your penis in one of those "plug-it-in, plug-it-in" things. Holy motherfuckers does that burn.

PS. For extra shock plug it in to the socket.

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"Stare deep into the spooky depths of my crotch!" -H.N.B

I love these guys

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I NEED BAD LOVE!!!

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"Stare deep into the spooky depths of my crotch!" -H.N.B

Spankling, go into the library profession.

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