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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Daniel narrowly escaped being run over by the 'Junior East Side Joyrider Massive'.

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Dad was flammable

"Holy mother of... Who put these babies down on the road in the middle of the 5K??"

This is a shot from the upcoming Daredevil movie, isn't it?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

And now, the trampoline event.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The Harlem Globetrotters might be able to pass a ball around in rapid-fire fashion, but it was clear they had nothing on the Dionnes.

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Jack uses his karate skills to defeat the six-headed bed.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

- "...and now I'll do the same thing on my motorcycle..."

- The locals tolerated his baby-jumping stunt, but Ramoud tried to set the babies on fire, they finally intervened.

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The locals tolerated his baby-jumping stunt, but Ramoud tried to set the babies on fire, they finally intervened. After all, there were fire codes to consider.

(couldn't help myself D, E, double X)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It took him a few practice runs before he stopped stomping their skulls like giant grapes.

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that man is 'dropping sprog's' likje a mother fucker

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And so, "Schnitzel Man" courageously saved the horrible mutant-bed-babies by jumping over them and firing a hot dog on a bun from his wrist-launcher, and was praised as "uber-cool" by the local townspeople.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Though Jesus never arrived for the cult, Vern, demigod of Elvis, the long jump, and hot dogs, did make a brief appearance.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Whoa, no way. Fuck is hip to Turtle?

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