I have a new idea, how about a themed comic festival? Not a whole buncha rules, just come up with a theme (Tobor, Family Ties, Gundam Wing) and run with it. [Click to view comic: 'Tobor!']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Tabor Goes to the Movies']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

LOL. And I'm serious, I laughed out loud at that... I wonder how many people will get the joke in the first panel about prices.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Umm... aside from the fact that it's really high? Did I make a joke I didn't understand?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'How Do You Spell That?']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

LOL LOL LOL LOL...Milk Duds...lol lol lol

oh hell Gabe you kill me.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=13279
[Click to view comic: 'It's not easy being Tobor']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Getting sick of Tobor....']

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor vs. Dr. Pedantic']

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What others say about boorite!

The truth about TOBOR! (happy Mr. Anal retentive speller person?)

"I AM TOBOR, I GET GOOD RECEPTION! RAAAR!"

Somehow, my idea of him being the assmaster suddenly went the way of Siggy and The SeaMonsters.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor Pays his Respects']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

[quote]The truth about TOBOR! (happy Mr. Anal retentive speller person?)

"I AM TOBOR, I GET GOOD RECEPTION! RAAAR!"

Somehow, my idea of him being the assmaster suddenly went the way of Siggy and The SeaMonsters.[/quote]

RAAAAR! SIGMUND WILL CORNHOLE JOHNNY!

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What others say about boorite!

oops...I think Tobor called his little buddy Fux0rS0ft and told him to take revenge on my browser.

TOBOR CRASHES MY BROWSER! I shall sick HR Puff N Stuff upon his shiny ass!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[Click to view comic: 'Festival End']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Randomness']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The etymology of the word "cornhole" baffles me. I've heard of "piehole" used to mean "mouth," but that always seemed to be because one normally puts pies in one's mouth.

One does not, however, normally put corn in one's ass. (Broccoli, maybe, or Brittney Spears dolls, but not corn.) I can't help but wonder who the first was to determine that "cornhole" (a combination of two nouns which were also inexplicably "verbed") would be a synonym for "manrape," another word easier to trace etemologically.

Just pontificating.

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"Old" is the old new.

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One does not, however, normally put corn in one's ass.
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Speak for yourself, buddy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Corn doesn't digest well. People were also known to have used corncobs in lieu of Charmin back when there was no Charmin. You do the math.

P.S: I have a really neat Brittney Spears Barbie(tm) for sale on e-Bay, if anybody is interested. Is has a slight pigmentation flaw, but other than that, it's mint.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

No, it doesn't, in fact, that's why people often refer to corn when speaking of fecal matter. [quote]People were also known to have used corncobs in lieu of Charmin back when there was no Charmin. You do the math.

P.S: I have a really neat Brittney Spears Barbie(tm) for sale on e-Bay,[/quote]
Trying to get rid of it before my friends see it

It's purple

I used toothpaste to clean it up.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor Sad!']
[Click to view comic: 'Tobor Sad 2']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This reminded me of a fanfic I read, so I did a crossover. No one will get it.

[Click to view comic: 'The RECBT sidestory']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Tobor Automated Systems provides complete product design.

They also only spent about two minutes building their website. That includes waiting for the PC to boot.

http://www.tobor.com

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm having a hard time believing that I was the first one to think of this gag...

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor: The early years']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Carrying on a great family tradition.']

I had a similar idea the other night, and you reminded me that I should put it in a strip.

Don't mind the *bleep!*s - I always do that when I use the little robot.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

okay this is weird....I'm sitting here watching the E! True Hollywood Story and it's about Lauren Chapin aka "Kitten" on Father Know's Best.

They are talking about her brother's who were actors as children...

and guess what they said!

THEY SHOWED TOBOR!!! Her oldest brother Michael played one of the kids on "TOBOR RULES"

I about fell out of my chair!!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.