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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

-"Y'all come back now, y'hear?"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And the crowd went wild when Stryper married Heart.....

Fuck me.... I think I boned the Aqua-Net vitcim chick in the black cameo choker. Never hire hair farmer guitar players who say "y'all" a lot.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

-The contestants for the new show, Jerry Springer's Family Feud.

-And instantaneously, all the things Ben had been warned about came true: the bride gained 200 pounds, his hair grew out and he stopped caring about his appearance, his in-laws suddenly hated him, and worst of all, those damn Smiths ate all the cake.

-The waiter serves clockwise, right?

-Take the fuckin picture, Vern.

-Vern's picture slogan of "Smile if you're a cocksucker" never went over well.

-The "Motley Crue and their Groupies" reunion was somewhat of a let down all around.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh.. and the caption....

"Smile! Aunt mommy has the Kodak out!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Debbie, seated to the far right, had great difficulty in concealing her disappointment after Donna, seated far left, ate her baby."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

--Robohair fondles his new brides, the Horror Twins.

--Hurry up and take the picture-- momma's about to drop another load of young'uns.

--Facing his new in-laws, Tony Robbins tried to smile but managed only a grimace. The event sapped his will to live and ended his motivational-speaking career, much to the delight of the entire world.

--Hoom butu wag sala fugu, young Jedi.

--Luckily, the groom was wearing his special fat-blocker goggles.

--The original concept drawing of Jabba's Court was dismissed as "too scary."

--It was not hard to select the first case for the Task Force on Genetic Disaster.

--Great gag wedding gift: Have your picture taken with a manatee!

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