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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

- The two-leafed clover is also quite lucky...

- Grope me, I'm Irish!

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Always after me "lucky charms!"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"When my wife sees this, I'm dead. I need to steal every copy of this newspaper, crash the internet, uhhh.... Damn."

"Hey, hic, you're not Ireland!"

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

"What the hell do you think you're--wait, is that a lump? My God, I'd better get this taken care of right away!"
"Yes, my dear. Now I must go, for other women need my help. Captain Mammogram AWAAAAAAY!

"Hey, at least I had a real reason to cheer."

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

That's funny. When I left the house I only had two hands... oh well.

HONK!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

B CUP FEVER

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

"Hey guys, let's catch the post game wrap up on Sports Center. Damn it, I think the remote is broken."

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"Who's honking my booby?"

Pwned.

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