I think this pic came from collegehumor.com so props to them.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Let's go with an obvious one to kick it off...

"My god... what did I eat last night?"

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"QUICK! HONEY! GET THE SHOTGUN! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE TOILETS NOW!!"

"Hey, mom stopped breastfeeding me weeks ago. I gotta get my perve on somehow."

Look Who's Popping Out Of The Toilet.

(With apologies to the new movie about a talking mouse) "This is now officially a litter box"

The boy who would later go on to invent "Liquid Plumer".

"You do NOT wanna go down there"

"Whaaaat? I shat in the tub and bathed in the toilet, what MORE do you want from me?!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"When Family Services saw how Maria was treating her child, he was immediately moved to a better home. A child should not be raised by a woman who uses fuzzy toilet seat covers."

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"Old" is the old new.

"Turn on my jacuzzi, mummy! Turn on my jacuzzi!"

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And thus, another child was enveloped in the "Devil's Bowl", a little known cousin of the Devil's Triangle.

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"Archangel, Dark Angel, lend me thy light, through death's veil 'till we have Heaven in sight..."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - How it all began.

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Dad was flammable

Where Babies Come From.

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What others say about boorite!

"The Toilet of Ali Babba" was excised from all modern editions of Arabian Nights.

I'm sorry, but the new "Spy Kids" sequel is just too far over the top.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"I'm searching for treasure!.....LOOK!I found a chocolate bar!"

Children of the corn.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Remember, Hon, don't flush it until the placenta comes out."

"Fuck the goldfish we flushed, look at THIS!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Dude, I know Stephen King's been in a dark place lately, but Dreamcatcher is seriously fucked up!

Only a handful of people would get that gag (well, until the movie comes out next year, anyway) but I found it funny, at least. :)

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