My Spidey-pants are tingling.

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Dad was flammable

"Who's yer spider? WHO'S YER SPIDER!?"

When Spider-clones attack. (OR) Attack of the Spider Clones.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey kids! Let's try to say this whacky tongue-twister... "Peter Parker parked his pecker in another Peter Parker's pucker."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Unexpurgated Cosplay.

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What others say about boorite!

"out in shops , out of the closet"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

It was his last day on the job, and Jimmy the stock boy was being a bit vindictive. Years later when the infamous "Spider-rapist" was finally aprehended in the outer reaches of an unassuming washington sub-urb, still wearing his semen encrusted spider suit, he looked fondly back onto that day when his mind had been scarred by an inadvertent glance at toys R' us.
Thanks a whole fuck of a lot Jimmy.

I wonder if he can shoot webs anywhere else from his body!

I wonder where Mary-Jane was when this was going down yo.

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Ha! Your only mad cause Silent Bob only talks to me!!!!!!!

Spider man DOES IT for America.

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dyslexia bingo?

Mommy, what's Spiderman doing to his relatives?

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