Oops, made a spelling error!

I prefere guiness, but budwieser payed me alot of money for that.

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

The Pepsi Challenge was only the beginning...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Anyone know how to get squirrel puke out of a bird feeder?

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What others say about boorite!

This guy took your daughter to the prom.

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dyslexia bingo?

The forest concert didn't go too well... Jack the bird broke his banjo, Robbie the Badger lost his voice, and Billy the Squirrel ate his improvised drum kit sticks

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Conker Junior.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

In learning to use straws, squirrels jump another rung up on the evolutionary ladder, moving past Mississippians.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I don't care if it's free, it still sucks.

"Dangit, where are those freakin' Beer Nuts I keep hearing about?"

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"Give me levity, or give me depth!" - Krud

This week on Behind The Music: They combined old and new sounds to create a harmonious whole. Soon, however, their ship washed up on the twin rocks of drugs and alcoholism. Emmet Otter's Jug-Band: Behind The Music.

This just isn't working. I need the old Stone Cold back!

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?