Blatant attention whoring *grins*

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interlude 7 (blatant attention whoring)']

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

You need to work on your haikus. The first line has four syllables too many, and the second one too few.

Try:

To get attention
A budding newbie scripter
Must insult veterans.

Doesn't the feng shui smell nicer already?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I was just wondering why the two guys felt they had to spend all their time hanging around a graveyard.

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane']
[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane']

Incidentally, Dr K, I make your last line as having 6 syllables, unless you pronounce "veterans" as "vet-rans".

My accent pleads "no contest."

(I do try to keep syllabically ambiguous words out of my haikus, but that one snuck in.)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Well shucks... shame it wasn't s'posed to be a haiku, but that would've been funnier. I'm not worthy *Bows down*. How about...

Insulting old faves
Is the ticket to stardom
In this goddamn place?

See, I'm no poet, so I stick to my strengths. Namely keeping two guys in a graveyard for days on end to resurect dead chicks and have sex with them :)

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's Bane']

[Click to view comic: 'Neuromancer's Bane']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Aaaaw... you're killing me, guys! *Wipes away a tear*

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interviews with a Necromancer 5']

You're using all my jokes... *Wipes off at least three more and grumbles* :Þ

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interlude 8']

(Necessary disclaimer: The opinions of the characters are not necessarily the opinions of the author. Benny doesn't fuck dead chicks. Honest.)

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interlude 9']

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

kaufman doesn't suck.

Kaufman is one of the great Gawds of Stripcreator.

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'And now for something completely different part 2']

^_^

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

[quote]kaufman doesn't suck.

Kaufman is one of the great Gawds of Stripcreator.[/quote]

And therein lies the whole joke... ;)

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

And now you can, thanks to the Kaufman School of Strip Creation. By the end of the semester, you'll be writing comics indistinguishable from his. Just ask former valedictorian ElTigreMask2K!

[Click to view comic: 'Final Exam at the KSCS']

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[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interlude 11: More Haiku Narration']

*Flogs dead horse*

Last one, I promise >:D

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

I really wanted tibia kaufman clone, but I knew you guys would just rib me about it.

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