A place to put stanup comedy scenes... kinda like this one. I bet the gag's been done before, but oh well. Any more for anymore?

[Click to view comic: 'Standup Comedy Night 1']

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

I assume that's not supposed to be funny, and the joke is the priest is making bad humor? Please, oh god, let that be it!

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Little did I know that snakebites were poisonous. Even littler of did I know that I'm allergic to penicillin. That was just not my day...

I thought it was funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane