So it may be a stated opinion, I don't really think Smarmulus's stuff is all that funny.
Sometimes, humor is on a plane of other means...try
Faulkner or Nietchze (if i misspelled that, fuck it!).
If you do not care for it, the other hyperlinks lead you directly away from the stuff that is so beyond you, piteous infidel. I suggest you click them.
And really, your "comics" are not the funniest on here.

The Pedantic Fuck

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

Could you say that again in English?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

What's wrong with Spanish?

A veces, el humor está en un plano de otros medios...

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Nothing. I believe he was complaining about the fact that El_Bofus was talking like an inbred chicken...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Silly bitch.

I'd find that offensive if it were true, but alas!
Ya momma was a snowblower and CarrotTop the Hermaphrodite is ye grandmudda. If ya don't like it, don't read it!

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

I'm still waiting for that translation.

Yes, my point was that your negative review of someone's comics doesn't count for much when you can't even articulate it a way that is understandable to people who speak the same language.

(The main exception being when one's native language is retardo-babble, in which case one isn't expected to make sense. If your native languae is retardo-babble, which seems to be a distinct possibility, then I sincerely apologize. Retardo-babblers have every right to express themselves, and I'm a full supporter of bilingual retardo-babbler education.)

Upon doing further research, however, I should really say that your negative review of someone's comics doesn't count for much when yours are total crap. People in glass houses, ya know.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I find it sad that you need that statement translated.
That's rather plain English...just a mite too deep for you, I suppose.
Glass house, he says...pshh!
Reflect on that statement before you break out
with some other form of dense prejudices.
Enough of this. I'm wasting logic neural framework!
/rant off!

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

El_bofus, you are officially a fuckwit. Go away.

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I think it's a sign of who the "bigger man" is, that Smarmalus hasn't posted in this topic at all, yet others are defending him without being prompted. I think that's a hint.

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

We're not defending Smarmulus, actually. We're just baiting the troll.

Naughty of us, I know...

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Honestly I just like to raise hell out of boredom and lack of anything better to do.

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

No way!!!

I have never heard of troll motivated by such circumstances... well, except maybe for all of them.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I think some newbies think that becasue we give newbies who post sub-par comics a hard time, that they themselves will somehow be accepted by doing the same.

Of course, this only works if your comics aren't worse than the person you're ragging on.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Maybe that's why I tend not to comment negatively on comics I dislike...

...well, except for Nate's...

...you know, because he's such a -- (What was ladyj's word? Oh yeah) -- "choad".

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This is not my empire.

This coming from the guy who's website still follows the doctrine of early 90's design.

Don't feed the Troll!

Design?

I was supposed to have a design??

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This is not my empire.

(But you're still a choad.)

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This is not my empire.

Troll.
E pluribus unum, so if to err is human, then boy am I glad we're in charge.
So I choad along happily...wee!

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

*coughs*

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Dad was flammable

[quote]We're not defending Smarmulus, actually. We're just baiting the troll.

Naughty of us, I know...[/quote]

That works. Either way :)

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

I haven't read Smarmulus's comics, so I don't know how funny I find him. What I do know is that he's got the best user name on this site.

Wanna trade, Smarm?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote]I haven't read Smarmulus's comics, so I don't know how funny I find him. What I do know is that he's got the best user name on this site.

Wanna trade, Smarm?[/quote]

Sorry Obi. I wouldn't be able to make any more comics until Hernandez was given an honorable mention.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Stop lying, Obi.

We've already switched!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Help me, OiJo Kenobi. You're my only hope.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.