After our brief debate, I had a momentous religious insight, and I knew that the most thoughtful, sensitive, profound way to express it would be through a comic strip involving Tobor.

[Click to view comic: 'Deities old and new']

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What others say about boorite!

You can't very well put religion in the topic and expect to talk about it. This thread will soon turn into something a little more mainstream, like SPAM.

If you want to talk religion, start off with a topic like 'Big Wheels - Unsafe at Any Speed' or 'Why wirthling has Two Daddies', and then let things progress naturally to religion.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'How the mighty are fallen']

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What others say about boorite!

I say we all wander around aimlessly with tablets, wearing brown robes, muttering hymns, and after every verse, thwack ourselves on the heads with the tablets.

I call "keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I call French Taunter #3.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The chant is something like... "Pie Jesu Dominus, Dona Aeis Requiem." *THWACK!*

Oh, and here's my strip for the new Tobor...

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=14505
[Click to view comic: 'The world is Tobor's cornhole, uh, I mean oyster.']

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Screw the stupid grail.
I say we quest for the castle Anthrax!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Amen to that, brother. I'd give ol' naughty Zoot the spanking she so richly deserves. And after that, oral sex.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You're both in grave danger! You must come with me at once!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I don' sink 'e will be verre interested, since 'e's already got one.

I told 'im we already got one!

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"Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'Position wanted for experienced sodomy robot']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor longs for the sweet release of death or sodomy']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor goes to a job interview...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."