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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

REUTERS (London)-"Bobbing for French Fries" Party Game Banned in UK!

"Bleach in the shampoo bottle... ha, ha, funny, motherfucker!"

"You never take me out anymore. Are you ashamed of me?"

"Ok, I GET it... You really DO want to hurt me."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

- *singing* Electricity, E lec tricity.

- Vidal Sasoon's arch nemesis, Split-End Sally.

- Hey, June, I hear the 80's are making a comeback.

- Home, honey, I'm high.

- After the Flock of Seagulls hairdo crisis, young adults everywhere had to be weaned off of bad haircuts. But slowly. Very very slowly.

- Fill in the blanks to create your own kids: I walked through ___ ____ _________ when suddenly _ ___ _____ ____ Boy George and the ____ ______ __ manrape ____ __ ___ foreign object damage ____ ___ _ ____ police report.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

- Fill in the blanks to create your own kids: I walked through a Turkish bath when suddenly a smack addict named Boy George and the flying circus of manrape inflicted rather severe foreign object damage on Wirthling, alleged the police report.

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What others say about boorite!

--Hair Club for Shrieking Benders: I'm not just a member...

--It Crawled from the Chatroom

--No personality? No worries! You can PAINT one on!

--Last seen wandering into Clyde's Billiards and Sports Bar on Horseshoe League Night

--I left this Goth head in the fridge for a month and this grody white fuzz grew all over it.

--"Out to the Boardwalk. Why do you ask, Dad?"

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What others say about boorite!

Behold Dr. Strangepork's most sinister creation: a cross between a Mummenshanz performer, Divine and an Afghan hound.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

A repost from my entry on the duplicate thread...

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- A still from the new William Gibson-based cyberpunk film, showing the terrible effects of a cortex bomb.[1]

- Boy George's make-up for his 2018 comeback single, a cover of The Beatles' "When I'm 64".

[1] Cortex bomb - a small explosive lodged in your brain that can be set off if you are bad.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

--Cats understudy ponders next career move.

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What others say about boorite!

-The PosterBoy for NAMBLA (see michael jackson reference)

-Michael Jackson turns 60

-Boy George as the Goblin King in Labrynth2

-'Doc' from 'Back to the future' comes out.

-Rough Sex Barbie

-Famous painter "Nagel" displays one of his less successful paintings.

-'Mom!!! can I borrow your feather duster tonight?'

-Proof positive that anal sex can produce offspring.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com