"The Flash rules! He RULES!"

This how-to manual is a ripoff! It said nothing about unbuttoning my raincoat first!

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J00 all suck TEH FLASH CAN RUN FASTAR!!!

"I'm telling you for the last time, I ordered Flesh comics!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"I'm calling to tell you that yours is the worst book-of-the-month club ever!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"MY TESTICLES ARE CAUGHT IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Life is like an issue of 'the flash'. You never know what you gonna get."

"Hey, Scolari. It's Hanks. I am richer than you. I am more popular than you. I have two Oscars and you have none. I am more talented than you. And now, I have a complete run of the silver age Flash. Peter Scolari, I say unto you: OOOOOOWNED!"

Tom didn't really intend for Old Miss Wilkins to take the comic's title to heart, but he sure was disturbed by how many moles were on her chest.

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"I'm telling you that my Hollywood Activitist image is pure shit! This is the real me you simple fucks!Now where's that fuckin' donkey show???"