It's 25 years since Elvis died. So happy Elvis Day everyone!

I hate Elvis, well not hate, err "dislike" Elvis.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

That's to be expected from a Frank Sinatra fan.

Anyway:

[Click to view comic: 'Thank you very much']

It's also the same day when Ringo joined the Beatles!

err, ringo was doin beatles stuff before '77 dude

ps im back it seems (though for limited periods until i get that copy of mcafee)

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I'm talking about 1962, dumbass!

i was going to reply to that but now im not even replying

need a tissue for that nosebleed?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Skagg is back! And on happy Elvis day!
Missed you, sweetie!
p.s. don't feed the trolls

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Can I feed the Imps or the Goblins?

Yes. Feed them a small scratching of your flesh. This will hopefully encourage them to rip you limb from limb in order to devour your bodily organs.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Sounds good!

Fuck Off And Die!

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Dad was flammable

At ask.com today:

And if you clicked him he went "uh-huh-huh" and did an Elvis search.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Elvis mows my lawn.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Elvis washes my car!

You slackers, can't you get Bigfoot to do all that stuff like the rest of us?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

He was busy!