I

like

cake!

I also have an important message, but unlike you I don't need to spread it over three posts.

I don't care.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

A&P cares!

I thought we agreed that you weren't going to act like a retard any more, boinky...?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Oh, ya!....You think more ridilin will help?

No. But I think a caved-in skull curtesy of a toffee hammer might...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Toffee Hammer!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Will there be punch and pie after the hammering?

There will be for us. At the wake.

The wake? Who's sleeping?

The National Guard. Their sleeping on the job will enable us to steal a top-of-the-line tank, with which we will roll over your hammered corpse time and time again until you're nothing more than a smear of red...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Get something to do.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Dammit.
QUIT DICKING AROUND.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I am full of smoldering hat.

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I'm not illogical - I'm big-boned.

Good for you.

Please, pay attention to this advice...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Pay attention? OK! How much attention do I owe you?