The female is like a baby. Show them something shiny and they suddenly want to play. And, just like babies, keep giving them what they want and they'll never cry.

The male is a very friendly creature, much like a dog. Offer them a treat and they'll come. Unfortunately, it's hard to get them to stay, much like dogs, because they tend to stray.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

This thread has educated me in the ways of seduction far more than my many years of miserable existence ever could.

Hail to these comics, for they are mint!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

You know, the way to a man's heart *is* through his stomach.

My dad always said that. That's why he got sacked from the hospital.

Yay! Pop tart jokes! Brill-i-ant!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

The first one made me chuckle.

The second one is still making me laugh...

When your laughter is making it difficult for you to type a response, that's a good sign.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Words of wisdom, dear lady. Funny stuff.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet