Something like this:

Can I start a contest in the Comic Contests forum?

Generally speaking, the winner of a comic contest starts the next one in the series. So the winner of Comic Competition 75 chooses the theme for and judges Comic Competition 76.

If you have a good idea you can initiate a new type of competition (for example, the Mystery Comic Cup to the Tag Team Comic Cup). We'd suggest that you hang around for a few months and see how things work before you try that.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"...or we will kill you and eat the flesh raw from your bones."

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Do you like your raw flesh with bbq sauce or hot sauce? I'm taking orders now as I was the fuckwad.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Why are you using past-tense? Don't you mean "Because I am a fuckwad"?

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Dad was flammable

I added that and a few other things to the FAQ this morning.

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www.bradsucks.net

What... that skab's a fuckwad? I can't imagine that question being asked much...

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Why are you using a hyphen?

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Get it right!