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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

- "That ride was so scary, I spontaneously devolved!"

- Minutes later, Harold's furry persona, Gerry the Giraffe, was suddenly and violently dead due to a low tunnel on the roller coaster.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Celebrating the grand opening of another new Pukes -R- Us.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You must be this tall to ride...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The punishment for impersonating Toys 'r Us Kids was death by centrifuge.

I can't beat that one.

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What others say about boorite!

..and Mandy vowed to never go on another blind date again.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Hi, we have an appointment with the Bondage Clown...

The safety measures on Noah's Ark were quite incredible...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

This is my husband. He thinks he's a giraffe. A fucking giraffe. I mean he *never* takes that shit off. NEVER. You busy tonight? Tomorrow? Please.... I'll buy dinner!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Wanna Yiff?"
"GAAAH! GET THIS DAMN THING OFF ME!!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

-Gi-Ralph

Or, if the ride was stomach-turning:

-Gi*RALPH*

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.