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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Film from the racquet camera is currently at $US9,000,000 on ebay.com

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Sales of the DildoRacquet[tm] soared, but many matches were lost because of slippery handles...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Giving birth during a match was bad enough, but when she saw her baby resembled a tennis racket she was driven to tears...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

That's nothing, I know someone who can fit the other end in.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

You should see her backhand.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Good thing she doesn't play javalin........

The bionic tennis player could produce rackets at will, simply by pressing a button located in her eye...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Ha ha ha.

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Dad was flammable

Overdosing on tennis can cause severe clitoral deformities in women.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"I'm so sorry!" begged the tennis racket. "I was playing in the forest when all of a sudden I fell down a rabbit hole. Before I knew what was happening I shot out here!"

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Anna contemplated Phoning Enrique to complain that she had gotten another racket stuck in her snatch , but realised that hed just end up writing a song about it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Or bowling.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

She appears to have something lodged in her eye.

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What others say about boorite!

"In other headlines, tennis superstar Venus Williams has reported that most of her tennis rackets have been sabotaged. She reported earlier today in a news conference that the handles to all of her equipment have been coated in a 'grimey, white substance' and deemed unfit to use because they are too slippery. She had already injured two ball girls and a line judge by the time this had been discovered. On another note, Anna Kournikova has apparently dropped out of the running due to a strange personal 'infection'...."

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.