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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hi, my name is Russell, I live in San Diego. I like walks in the graveyard, a quiet glass of blood, cuddling by the pyre, and eating the entrails of young goats. I am looking for a spontaneous woman who can appreciate my creativity and chomp my wanker.

s0 wr8 me if yuo like my livejournal!

Alcyonae?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

She looks like she was eating a huge gooey browny... or something.

"Thanks, mate - I nearly drowned in that vat of mascara!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Can't afford a piercing? Maybelline can help!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

the Insane Clown Posse's road crew finally got fed the fuck up with their work uniforms, raided catering, and walked off the tour.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That's a WOMAN?? I have been mislead.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little