Leather face rides again!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Phantom of the Stadium, sans mask.

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"Ouch, we've crouched and we can't get up!"

"Ey... you in the second row... could yeh toss my dentures back?"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"A new exhibit in the wax museum opened today... "

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Call it a musical rendition of Rimbaud's Drunken Boat till you're blue in the tits, you soused fuck, it's still Old MacDonald!

(rather bunner-esque, no?)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Turn down the heaters! They're melting!"

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"May I have your attention please? We're looking for the guardians of this lost old man with the guitar..."

Let's hear it for the two newest superheroes in the Legion of Justice: Twine-Man, whose secret weapon is his ibvisible piece of string, and The Blade of Doom, who can shoot decapitating buzzsaw blades out of his ass.

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Sort of like me after a couple of bean burritos.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Slow down, Keith. Your Depends just squirted me in the eye.

An hour into the gig, Mick looks up and catches himself and Keith on the video screen.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I just want to know if they're right out of Mars bars or not...

(Sorry, really obscure reference.)

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I has a flavor!

Mick Jagger, I command you to-- WANK!

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