What's this sticky substance all over the dashboard?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...and when the airbags deploy, semen shoots out of the grille badge.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

J.G. Ballard says, "I'll never drive anything else!"

(too obscure?)

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Crashingly obscure

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

That's odd. The gear stick's shaped like a...OH MY GOD!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

The car cover has a reservoir tip.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"The advertising campaign was a success; however, Honda began receiving complaints from consumers who mistook the car lighter for a vaccuum pump."

"'I had sex with my car-- and I'll do it again!' on the next Jerry Springer."

Don't miss Climax II: Escape From Twat Mountain!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Large for a silver finish! Making much vaginal fluid for lady drive to shopping! Hot to road handles like a grip! Many score furlongs sold!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Motor Trend Magazine's Editor in Chief Kevin Smith said 'I sat in it and was instantly hard! I mean, hooked...I was hooked."

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

The tailpipe is smokin'.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Needs more sodomy.