Read my damn comics. They're probably better than yours. Or maybe they're not. I don't know. If you don't think they're funny it's because you have a crappy sense of humor. Call me. I'll give you lessons. I'll teach you that you're not as funny as you'd like to think and I am. Now go. Read. Laugh. Post your praise here so I can get off on it. Post your criticism here so I can get off on that even more. That is all.

I am posting this in the hopes that you will get off on it. But if not, at least you know that I like your comics, or, whatever. Something about proverbial birds and stones and a domonatrix.