Read my damn comics. They're probably better than yours. Or maybe they're not. I don't know. If you don't think they're funny it's because you have a crappy sense of humor. Call me. I'll give you lessons. I'll teach you that you're not as funny as you'd like to think and I am. Now go. Read. Laugh. Post your praise here so I can get off on it. Post your criticism here so I can get off on that even more. That is all.

I am posting this in the hopes that you will get off on it. But if not, at least you know that I like your comics, or, whatever. Something about proverbial birds and stones and a domonatrix.

I like some of the more inane ones.

[Click to view comic: 'Goats win.']

I liked that one above plus these two:
[Click to view comic: 'As Seen On TV']
[Click to view comic: 'Blueness Hits The Radio.']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Rock on. The kind words are appreciated. It may be worth pointing out (in reference to a few of them) that the "Mary The Holy Mother" that I speak of is my alter ego who gave birth to Jesus approximately 2000 years ago. She's divine, you know.

I thought Divine was a bloke in a dress...

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