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Batman created by Bob Kane

"Mommy, I need some glue. I broke the knob off of my Tobor action figure."

"Tobor wanted his action figure to be anatomically correct, but the guys at marketing just wouldn't hear of it."

"LEGO-TOBOR DEMANDS YOU BUILD HIM A CORNHOLING TOOL! RAAAR!!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Is this what you brought for show-and-tell, Billy?"

"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL LEGO YOU!... no, doesn't sound right, um... RAAAR! TOBOR WILL GARGOYLE YOU!... no, that doesn't sound good either..."

"Tobor, don't Lego your brother.
AW, MOM, HE STARTED IT..."

"It makes me sick to think that somewhere out there, some deranged pervert is jerking off to this smut..."

Well gee Mr. Guilt Trip, there goes my boner.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The Lego man saw Lego-Tobor charging at him, and naturally shat a brick.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Suddenly, he had an idea. He knew where to put that extra block, and what to use it for.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

OMG! Anyone know how to get Southern Comfort out of a keyboard?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

LegoLand is pleased to announce the opening of a new attraction - the Lego Dungeon for Adults! (NB: You must be at least 18 years old to enter. LegoLand accepts no responsibility for ride-related cornholing)

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)